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You Know You Are A Dog Person When…



  • You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.

  • Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.

  • You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.

  • The trash can is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you’re at work.


    • You can’t see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are noseprints all over the inside.


  • Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.

  • Your dog sleeps with you.

  • You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but the dog understands them all.

  • You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don’t.

  • You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.

  • You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

  • You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog is more comfortable.