"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry

"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." - Unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill

"In dog years I'm dead." - Unknown

"When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long." - Unknown

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's." - Mark Twain, Letter to W D Howells, 4/2/1899